Friday, April 9, 2010

I'm having a hard time getting over it!

Dear Reader, (Actually this is for the reader's husbands)

If your wife has ANY chocolate in the house AT ALL, that could even POSSIBLY be deemed as hers, do NOT eat it without permission. I'm just sayin'.

Just so we are totally clear. This includes chocolate you gave her, chocolate in her purse, her car, her bedside table, her closet, under her side of the bed, stashed in the laundry room, the "craft" room, on the counter in the kitchen, by the computer, or ANYWHERE else you come into contact with said chocolate. Do the right thing, ASK first... you know what the answer is going to be, but if you must, ask anyway. MAYBE she'll be willing to share. But, I can tell you that if she has been on a diet and has been looking forward to the chocolate in question, and waits almost a week to eat the chocolate, and then goes looking for it, only to find it gone.... someones not leaving the house without a severe limp.

If you can't tell, I'm having a hard time getting over it. LOL

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