Top 12 Things to You Can Do to Freak People Out on an Elevator
12. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
11. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
10. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, “BAD TOUCH”!
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Start a sing along.
7. Say “DING!” at each floor.
6. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.
5.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank open the doors, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut UP, Dang it, all of you just shut UP!”
3. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
2.Crack open your briefcase or pure, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there??”
1. Stand silent and motionless, in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
People might look at you funny... but it sure is fun!!! (Great stress reliever too!) lol
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